The following is an actual question given on a University chemistry final exam.
The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting “Oh God!”
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”
20 January, 2010
The Guy Who Wrote This Deserves A Medal For Awesomeness
19 January, 2010
Caracal - wonders
Cele 7 "minuni" din Caracal:
-s-a construit un bloc si s-a uitat macaraua in interior
-a luat foc sediul pompierilor
-s-a furat usa politiei
-brutaria e construita pe strada foametei
-cimitirul e pe strada reinvierii
-exista o singura scoala si se numeste Scoala nr. 2
-puscaria e pe strada Libertatii
21 December, 2009
13 December, 2009
07 November, 2009
03 November, 2009
Wingoz 7 – Live Writer
chestia asta e scrisa din wingoz … fara ca macar sa deschid mozilla sau IE sau opera sau oricare alt web-browser. folosesc doar Windows Live Writer, ceva program care cica salta in ajutoru bloagarilor ;) /// ya right . nice ideea anyway.
Chestia tare e ca iti ofera preview cu tot ce ai scris intr`un tab separat care descrie exact pagina ta , cu tamplate s structura identica cea care o ai tu pe www.
beneficiaza de toate tools pe care un bloager si le`ar putea dori vreodata. si nu arata tare rau … i might just give it another change. Twidal – duu . :D
13 October, 2009
12 July, 2009
apropo de decesu` lu` "maical"
Un studiu recent arată că 90% dintre adolescenţii din România ar plânge dacă Nicolae Guţa, Florin Salam sau Vijelie ar fi în vârful unei clădiri gata să sară. "Copy" si "paste" daca esti acel 10% care ar lua un scaun,popcorn,o sticla de cola si ai striga " N-AI TUPEU " !
via Pusky .. THX ;)
25 June, 2009
24 June, 2009
23 June, 2009
22 June, 2009
Fetele si jocurile PC ..? ..
Tot mai des, intalnesc in jocuri diferite multiplayer-online ... fete. In mod normal m`as mira cunoscand reactia majoritatii "lor" la acest subiect. Si totusi nu.. nu ma mira de loc, poate pentru ca sunt norocosul detinator al unei prietene devoratoare de jocuri.
Da.. prietena mea se joaca pe calculator in draci. Nu joaca tetris, zuma, si alte chestii pe care eu mic gamer de ... multi ani, nu le pot numi jocuri. Joaca hardcore in adevaratul sens al cuvantului.
Care dintre voi se mai poate lauda ca atunci cand isi suna iubita sa vada ce mai face, aceasta iti raspunde grabita ca nu are timp acuma ca e in misiune si nu poate vorbi "ca`i mor trupele"? =))
Eu da. ;)
De fiecare data cand ii zic ca am gasit ceva joc nou online sau ceva strategie bestiala imi sare la gat, si nu, nu ca sa ma sarute, ci pentru a ma strangula ca nu vreau sa il dau :)) joca de la SIMS 3 la WarCraft 3, WoW, BattleForge..etc si asta e doar inceputul caci numai cat a prins gustul jocurilor PC.
Care era scopul acestui post? - > Sa ma dau mare :)) prietena mea ma/va bate la o groaza de jocuri. I`m proud cuz she`s special and out there. Plus ca e tare sa poti vorbi cu o fata chestii de genu`: Ce HP are unitatea X la nivelul Y ?.. (you get my point)
P.S. pt curiosi si necunoscatori: NU, nu are 100 de kile si nu se alinta singura Fulguletz`.
