13 September, 2007

bancul de dimineata

Un arab la aeroport:
- Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex? - Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast

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