Injuraturi Romanesti...in engleza?

Cum ar suna unele injuraturi romanesti in engleza

Ce puii mei? - What my chickens?

du- te- n pisicii ma- tii - go into your mother's cats

ce pusca mea? - what my gun?

pana mea - my feather

ce basca mea? - What my hat?

shiapa ma- tii (una mai moldovenaesca asa) - your > mather's onions

e cu capu! - he is with his head

da- te- n sange - go into blood

nu ma freca la icre - don't rub my fish eggs

ce faci ma? uite frec menta - rubbing the mint

ma doare la basca/cot/c*r - my hat hurts, my elbow hurts, my butt hurts

sa moara pestii mei - so my fishes shall die

plimba ursul - go walk the bear

ma doare- n paispe - it hurts in my fourteen

mersi Alex :P